"I have to dial up the Internet to find out when I'm on!"

	I've been meaning to do something with this page for a while now. I've actually started doing something with it at long last! So here it is, my *unofficial* Nick Abbot page...
	Caller is nervous about their first aeroplane flight. Caller: It's the fear of the unknown. Nick: No, it's the fear of crashing at 300MPH into the earth...
Caller sings a jingle for Nick. Nick: Oh you stopped. Just in time. I thought I was going to have to stop you because I didn't think it was ever going to end. I thought it was like a symphony you were giving here. Little short jingle is what I required. We had just like the 18-12 Overture, like a 15 minute long... what was that like the 12 inch dance mix? Shut up! I'm a bit busy at the moment, have to go, bye bye.	Classic clips from past Nick Abbot shows on Virgin: [Giving Blood] [El Al Airlines] [Annoying Kid] [A Mobile Call] [Computers, I Hate 'em] [Phone Problems] [Reading] [Licencing Laws] [Parents and Videos] [Scary Spiders]
Nick [to Clint]: What's the deal with this computer? Now I can't get into this computer. What's going on with this? Caller: Oh what noise do you want me to do now? Nick: Er well, pretty soon you're going to have to sing the 'news-in' jingle because nothing works!! [Nick ends up singing the jingle...]

"Nick's Bits" Here are few more classic clips as typed up by Trevor (not Trevor) for the alt.radio.uk.talk-radio newsgroup. Special thanks to the guy with the strange name for letting me use them here.	Nick: Tomorrow I'm going to put like the best of the year on tape. Caller: What are you going to do after 5 past 10?
[Posted: 08.8.96, Nicks bits continued] [Posted: 09.8.96, Nicks bits 93 : The phone-outs] [Posted: 10.8.96, Nicks longest bit yet] [Posted: 11.8.96, Nicks bits : The LBC incident] [Posted: 12.8.96, Nicks Bits : Normal service will be resumed] [Posted: 13.8.96, Nicks Bits - The pond scum surfaces] [Posted: 24.8.96, The bits is back! (Nicks bits 93)] [Posted: 26.8.96, Nicks Bits 93]	Nick: OK, listen, I gotta go. Caller: Why? Nick: Because you're not that interesting! Caller: Oh bollocks to ya. Nick: Bollocks to you too. [laugh]
A few of Nick's old jingles can be downloaded here. These were made by fans of his show. The third one is easily my fave. So download them now! (Fast-ish modem recommended) ["Just about the scariest thing I've ever seen" (269.3KB)] ["A man that's heard but never seen" (986.4KB)] ["Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody out there?" (973.9KB)] ["This is Virgin Radio, Nick Abbot's on the telephone" (523.7KB)] ["Nothing to do and no where to go (Disco Mix)" (806.8KB)] ["I listen to Nick almost every night" (557.4KB)]	Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody out there? Ring now if you can hear us. Why, you're sitting by the phone. Come on, now, stick your finger in the dial. Talk with Nick for just a while. It won't cost you anything. So call him now, tell him what you got to say...

You can catch Nick at the following times on the radio:
Station	Frequency	Time	Format	Coverage
Virgin FM	105.8FM	Weekdays 1pm-4pm	Rock format with chat	London and the South East
Virgin 1215	1197/1215AM and 105.8FM (and Astra)	Sundays 2pm-6pm	Rock format with chat	Nationwide (and Europe)
Talk Radio	1053/1089AM	Saturdays 7:30pm-10pm	Phone-in	Nationwide
VMR	Intelsat 27.5W	Various	Mixed selection of music	Virgin Megastores

For much more information you might like to check out the official Nick Abbot site at:
http://www.compura.org/nick-abbot
The Talk Radio unofficial web site is at:
http://www.intertype.co.uk/design/talk
And also check out the Virgin 1215 web site at:
http://www.virginradio.co.uk